The Simpsons Enter New Territory
Movie Review posted Thu May 03, 2007: 11:28 AM by Kai

10 Subtle Movie Cliches
General Update posted Fri April 27, 2007: 7:01 PM by Kai

Betting on Relationship Longevity
General Update posted Fri April 20, 2007: 11:28 PM by Kai

7 Things From My Childhood That Are No More
General Update posted Thu April 19, 2007: 7:58 AM by Kai

6 Brand New Words
General Update posted Thu April 12, 2007: 11:37 PM by Kai

So you accidentally threw a Sausagefest
General Update posted Fri April 06, 2007: 9:21 PM by Kai

Top 10 Villainesses I'd Bang
General Update posted Fri March 30, 2007: 10:04 AM by Kai

Argument for Ignorance
Press Update posted Wed March 28, 2007: 9:26 PM by Kai

Breakdown of Final Fantasy's Hottest Women
Game Review posted Tue March 27, 2007: 6:11 PM by Kai

Top 4 Button Spam Video Games.
General Update posted Fri March 23, 2007: 8:55 PM by Kai

15 Songs that left you wondering: Until Now
General Update posted Fri March 16, 2007: 11:18 PM by Kai

25 Excuses Not To Take Your Girlfriend To An Abortion Clinic
General Update posted Mon March 12, 2007: 6:28 PM by Kai

Hard Facts About Valentines Day
General Update posted Wed February 14, 2007: 8:58 AM by Kai

25 Valentines Suicide Suggestions for Singles
General Update posted Tue February 13, 2007: 8:06 PM by Kai

Sex Positions You'll Never Get to Try
General Update posted Fri February 09, 2007: 7:48 PM by Kai

The Future Version of The Power Rangers
General Update posted Fri February 02, 2007: 11:37 PM by Kai

6 Best Villain Actors
Movie Review posted Fri January 19, 2007: 10:43 PM by Kai

The Nine Things Men Masturbate To
General Update posted Fri January 12, 2007: 11:56 PM by Kai

Video Game Alphabet Of Shame
Game Review posted Fri January 05, 2007: 12:17 PM by Kai

Worst Writers in Hollywood: Marianne & Cormac Wibberley
Movie Review posted Thu December 28, 2006: 12:57 AM by Kai

2006 New Years Resolutions I Didn't Keep
General Update posted Thu December 21, 2006: 10:29 AM by Kai

15 Gift Ideas for People You Hate
General Update posted Wed December 20, 2006: 1:42 PM by Kai

What Would Your Penis Do?
General Update posted Tue December 19, 2006: 8:10 PM by Kai

Cinematic Alternatives to Prison
General Update posted Tue December 05, 2006: 1:09 PM by Kai

Video Card Box Art Sucks
General Update posted Wed November 29, 2006: 1:21 AM by Kai

Goatse Spontaneously Appears In Window Condensation
Media Announcement posted Fri October 27, 2006: 2:00 AM by Kai

50 Things I've Done To Get The Attention Of A Girl
General Update posted Thu October 26, 2006: 11:18 AM by Kai

Porn-O-Vations
General Update posted Fri October 20, 2006: 7:09 PM by Kai

Things Commercials Have Failed to Convince Me Of
General Update posted Wed October 04, 2006: 8:16 AM by Kai

Terrell Owens Suicide Attempt 911 Call Transcript
General Update posted Wed September 27, 2006: 6:37 PM by Kai

Palgon Superhuman Data Services
General Update posted Tue September 26, 2006: 6:51 PM by Kai

NES Games I Couldn't Beat, Part II
Game Review posted Mon September 18, 2006: 11:06 PM by Kai

Missed Connections
General Update posted Tue September 12, 2006: 5:24 AM by Jean-Pierre

How To Talk Up Your Job Title
General Update posted Sat September 09, 2006: 12:21 AM by Kai

Movie Bad Guys You Could Probably Take
Movie Review posted Fri August 25, 2006: 7:59 PM by Kai

How to Give a Bad Blowjob
General Update posted Wed August 02, 2006: 8:50 AM by Kai

Brian Shukie Guiding Flame
General Update posted Fri July 28, 2006: 1:04 AM by Kai

Madden 2007 Features Preview
Game Review posted Wed July 26, 2006: 11:00 PM by Kai

The Feast's Masturbation Challenge
General Update posted Wed July 26, 2006: 8:11 PM by Kai

The Four Movies That Caused Me To Demand My Money Back
Movie Review posted Fri July 21, 2006: 7:26 AM by Kai

A Midsummers STD
General Update posted Thu July 13, 2006: 9:41 PM by Kai

We Don't Deserve Flying Cars
General Update posted Mon July 10, 2006: 10:20 PM by Kai

10 Worst Jobs To Have In The Action Film Universe
Movie Review posted Tue July 04, 2006: 3:45 AM by Kai

Bathrooms, Roommates and You: An Etiquette Guide
General Update posted Tue June 27, 2006: 12:23 AM by Kai

Video Games That Turned Us Against Friends
Game Review posted Sat June 17, 2006: 12:36 AM by Kai

Modern Dream Interpretation
General Update posted Thu June 15, 2006: 7:58 AM by Kai

Burning Crusade Jewel Preview
Game Review posted Thu June 08, 2006: 6:18 PM by Kai

Hangover Cures From Around the World
General Update posted Sun June 04, 2006: 12:39 AM by Kai

7HM vs. The Youth Commission, part III
General Update posted Tue May 30, 2006: 6:29 PM by Armando

Theoretical Sandwiches
Food Review posted Thu May 25, 2006: 10:36 AM by Kai

Lost Demos: Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid
Game Review posted Sun May 07, 2006: 11:39 AM by Kai

Dancing With A Drink In Your Hand
General Update posted Wed April 26, 2006: 10:51 AM by Kai

How Too: Gentrify A Neighborhood
General Update posted Wed April 19, 2006: 8:51 PM by Dan

Stay Alive - PG-13
Movie Review posted Mon April 10, 2006: 12:36 AM by Kai

Gamefly Goodness #1
Game Review posted Wed April 05, 2006: 8:14 AM by Kai

Landing a Job Without Experience
General Update posted Tue March 28, 2006: 1:12 PM by Kai

Dating the Ladies of NES, A Guide.
General Update posted Wed March 22, 2006: 2:50 AM by Kai

Drink Wild Turkey = Understand the South
Food Review posted Tue March 14, 2006: 1:51 AM by Kai

Lost Demos: Jurassic Park - Trespasser
Game Review posted Sat March 11, 2006: 9:28 AM by Kai

Web Personalities Who Look Like Things
General Update posted Mon March 06, 2006: 3:21 AM by Kai

Upcoming Sequels and Remakes
Movie Review posted Mon March 06, 2006: 12:16 AM by Kai

Mos Eisley Port Authority Port Authority Shift Com
General Update posted Wed March 01, 2006: 1:52 AM by Kai

Internet Order Brides: Buying Your Next Soulmate
General Update posted Wed February 15, 2006: 5:46 PM by Kai

Playstation Celebrities: Behind the Polygons
General Update posted Fri February 10, 2006: 9:54 AM by Kai

CRITIC CRITIC: KING KONG
Movie Review posted Tue January 31, 2006: 9:15 PM by Kai

Reality TV Gambling
General Update posted Tue January 24, 2006: 8:03 AM by Kai

TV Guru
General Update posted Wed January 18, 2006: 1:01 AM by Dan

7HM Mailbag
General Update posted Wed January 11, 2006: 11:10 PM by Jesse

10 Complaints about Internet Porn
General Update posted Wed January 11, 2006: 7:38 AM by Kai

Open Letter to EA. Re:Burnout Revenge
Game Review posted Fri December 23, 2005: 8:43 PM by Kai

The Art of the Deal
General Update posted Tue December 20, 2005: 5:41 AM by Kai

7HM vs. The Youth Commission, part II
General Update posted Mon December 12, 2005: 10:13 AM by Armando

NES Games I Couldn't Beat
Game Review posted Sat December 10, 2005: 1:44 AM by Kai

Google Satellite Search Reveals No WMD's in Iraq
General Update posted Thu December 08, 2005: 11:50 PM by Dan

7HM vs. The Youth Commission, part I
General Update posted Wed December 07, 2005: 8:05 PM by Armando

Dr. Kai's Conception Calculations
General Update posted Sun December 04, 2005: 1:11 AM by Kai

The Zuni Cafe
Food Review posted Fri December 02, 2005: 6:37 AM by Jerome

Defend America or Else
General Update posted Tue November 29, 2005: 8:33 AM by Kai

Jesse's Danger Room Transcript
General Update posted Sun November 27, 2005: 10:45 AM by Jerome

America Celebrates Thanksgiving, World Starves
General Update posted Wed November 23, 2005: 9:35 PM by Dan

Who can step over the security fence?
General Update posted Mon November 21, 2005: 6:19 PM by Kai

New stuff
Media Announcement posted Fri November 18, 2005: 7:50 PM by Kai

Invisible Pastel Yams
Food Review posted Wed November 16, 2005: 1:59 AM by Jerome

7hm's own Elmer
General Update posted Tue November 15, 2005: 7:54 PM by Jerome

Vega Loves Cammy: A Letter From the End
General Update posted Fri November 11, 2005: 1:52 AM by Armando

Feenin off Formula 50
Food Review posted Thu November 03, 2005: 7:56 AM by Jerome

7hm tactical team Vengeance
General Update posted Tue November 01, 2005: 1:54 AM by Kai

El Matate
Food Review posted Fri October 28, 2005: 6:41 PM by Dan

What Earthquake?
General Update posted Tue October 25, 2005: 7:12 PM by Kai

Carmen and a Cyborg Breakup
General Update posted Fri October 21, 2005: 2:58 AM by Kai

Floatin' Cars
General Update posted Fri October 14, 2005: 8:39 PM by Jesse

Art and Things
General Update posted Thu October 13, 2005: 9:16 PM by Dan

Meat Pockets
Food Review posted Mon October 10, 2005: 5:11 PM by Kai

Lets Compromise
General Update posted Fri September 30, 2005: 5:20 PM by Jesse

Doubles Sushi Eating Championship
General Update posted Thu September 29, 2005: 11:44 PM by Dan

Scandal of the Seas
General Update posted Fri September 23, 2005: 6:47 AM by Kai

Attack on 7HM!
General Update posted Fri September 09, 2005: 10:56 PM by Armando

Murderous Phalic Destroyers
General Update posted Tue July 26, 2005: 7:38 AM by Jesse

Squid Update
General Update posted Wed July 20, 2005: 12:46 AM by Kai

New Webclip
Media Announcement posted Thu July 14, 2005: 1:14 AM by Kai

update!
General Update posted Tue July 05, 2005: 6:07 PM by Kai