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Movie Review posted Thu May 03, 2007: 11:28 AM by Kai 10 Subtle Movie Cliches General Update posted Fri April 27, 2007: 7:01 PM by Kai Betting on Relationship Longevity General Update posted Fri April 20, 2007: 11:28 PM by Kai The Art of the Deal
Craigslist has many facets. You can go there to track down a potential partner, get info on jobs and housing, or purchase any number of things. All of those fields have different sets of expectations, but when you are trying to purchase something from a total stranger you will come across the strongest cultural and inter-personal neurosis. Here are two separate email conversations I had with a buyer and a seller on Craigslist. I think it accurately demonstrates some folks go straight from clueless into retarded. Here they are reprinted (except the last names) verbatim from email. This first one is a back and forth I had about a Rockhopper bike. With no pictures, and a minimal description the bike simply said: "100 dollars or best offer." Kai 4/20 11:04 AM: Heya, still selling the bike? I'll give you $85 Cash for it.
Jon 4/20 2:43 PM: How can you make an offer sight-unseen. I have gotten five more responses besides yours.
Kai 4/20 3:00 PM: ...well good luck with that then.
Jon 4/21 3:29 PM: I JUST SOLD THE ROCKHOPPER. I DIDN'T NEED LUCK.
Kai 4/21 3:49 PM: I'm happy for you man. Your capital letters tell me that you getting 15 or so dollars more than my offer makes you prohibitively happy. I was bested at the bargaining table by your wit, and mental acuity, and now laughed at for being so staunch, woe is me, you truly have won. I guess money really can buy happiness; and for you at a bargain price. In a way Jon H**, I envy you.
Jon 4/21 3:58 PM: Stop EMAILING me or I will report you to Craigslist.
Kai 4/21 6:00 PM: I'm totally convinced Craigslist cares, but still here I am taking that calculated risk. I wonder what you'll spend that extra 15 dollars on Jon. Some vaseline and tacos? Used Training Bra? Condoms doomed to expire before use? Perhaps you can spend it on a bowl of dicks that you will eat. P.S. Eat a bowl of dicks.
Jon 4/22 10:33 PM: You have been reported for violating the Terms of Use for harassment. HAHA BYE.
Kai 4/22 9:18 AM: Oh my god. Jon call them off, the Craigslist secret police raped and killed my dog last night (though it could have been my crazed Korean neighbor). They keep sending threatening letters to members of my family, and I think they obtained my medical records (call it intuition). Jon for the love of god if you have a shred of decency, call them off. I'm begging you.
Oddly he never wrote back, and Craigslist never did contact me about harassment, but I think CL having its own secret police would be kinda cool, in that V for vendetta kind of way. This next exchange is when I was selling an Xbox with 2 controllers, and Madden 05. $120. Jarmir 6/2 9:22 PM: this scam?
Kai 6/2 10:06 PM: Is my Craigslist posting a scam? I hope not, I'd really like to sell this Xbox.
Jarmir 6/2 10:20 PM: ok would like to puchase then. what sell 05?
Kai 6/2 10:28 PM: I don't know what you mean. But if you're asking about Madden, '05 stands for 2005. The numerical value increases with each year, so the one coming out in a few months will be '06. If you're asking if I'd just sell the game, no I wont.
Jarmir 6/2 10:49 PM: ok. I have 65.
Kai 6/2 10:52 PM: Good for you, you're almost there.
Jarmir 6/2 11:00 PM: Wher can getfrom you?
Kai 6/2 11:05 PM: I am not selling it to you for $65.
Jarmir 6/2 11:18 PM: this a scam?
Kai 6/2 11:20 PM: Whoa a pronoun-Didn't see that coming. Look dude, for the purposes of this conversation lets just say I sold it already. Sorry.
Jarmir 6/2 11:32 PM: need xbox please.
Kai 6/2 11:33 PM: Judging by your sentence constructions, I'm guessing I could probably figure out a way to get you deported. I'll try to put this as clearly as possible. $120. Because I feel sorry for you, maybe $100
Jarmir 6/2 11:48 PM: no fair.
Kai 6/2 11:53 PM: My condolences on the fairness thing. Here this may help you in the long run http://www.esl.com/.
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