The Japanese totally know what they're doing. Square (and now Square Enix) Since 1999 have been delivering the hottest babes in the video game format to consumers everywhere. To maximize the hotness they've been copying some of Hollywood's hottest ladies to lure us into their masturbatorial fury. With cutting edge designs every game features a different woman to entice our wangs. Here are five examples of Final Fantasy hotties that'll make you pump the jergens and dispense the kleenex.

Final Fantasy 8
Laguna
A sensual milfy character. Crafted carefully to fulfill your raging mid game nerdy needs. See here how they modeled Laguna after latter day hottie Sandra Bullock. The carefully tossed hair, the perky cheeks, eyes to get lost in on rainy night.

Laguna

Sandra Bullock

It's like pleasuring yourself to Speed all over again.




Final Fantasy 9
Kuja
I can't describe to you the number of times I've engaged in heterosexual spank sessions over this character. The shapely hips, the sensual cheekbones, the picture of femininity resembling Renee Zellwegger. Never have I wanted more to bone an imaginary character over a wheelbarrow full of noodles. Every girl should aspire to those hips, hips that you could nibble on for hours without going to the bathroom.

Kuja

Renee Zellweger

I'm spent, somebody get me a sandwich.




Final Fantasy 9
Zidane
The hero of 9, they went for a more innocent angle with emulating Mary Kate Olsen. The slender girly shoulders pin inward to that adorable pointed little chin. Zidane is that girl you had a crush on in junior high grown up a few years to an age where banging is go.

Zidane

Mary (bang me on the school bus) Kate Olsen

The squished cartoony models really highlight the "Tea party, unicorn worship" elements of this character.




Final fantasy 10
Tidus
I don't know how they wanted us to pronounce "Tidus" over here, because it sounds a lot like a guys name, but the character is clearly modeled after Meg Ryan. I've always had the hots for Meg Ryan, and even if you didn't you'd bang her like it was the answer. So naturally for me the game became one of personal discovery (masturbating with my legs up) as I watched Meg Ryan battle through the Magical world of retarded future Hawaii and fall in love with another woman.

Tidus

Meg Ryan

Vagalicious




Final Fantasy 12
Vaan
Modeling the FF12 character on Anne Heche was a little out there for me, but I try and roll with the punches. Arguably one of the most sensually gentle characters, they're really into showing off shoulders. And the lips on this character look sweet tight, and capable of getting off a piece ofre-bar.

Vaan

Anne Heche

It was really brave of Square to let us see where the mastectomy claimed Vaan's breast to stymie the spread of the cancer. They're letting us know that breast cancer can strike any age. Get checked every body.