sevenhillmedia announces Doubles Sushi Eating Championship.

Pertainent to the sevenhillmedia's Friends and Family screening in San Francisco, sevenhillmedia announces its plans to create and win the City's first ever Doubles Sushi eating competion. Dan Steiner, a producer for sevenhill will team up with co-producer Kai Nagai-Rothe and "take on as much f#*$^ing sushi as humanly possible." The two remark that they are "indeed prepared, equipped, and commited to winning this thing." Quoting his idol press secretary, Ari Fleischer, Dan Steiner has said the team will "show resolve, resolve, and hella more resolve. We'll show about as much resolve as those dirty f*$#ers at LucasArts did last year. If that a&@hole of an assistant editor over there with the Von Dutch hat thinks he can eat more California rolls than us, we'll knock him right back to editing Boner'ific VI in Van Nuys."

Nagai-Rothe is sure he can eat anyone under the table, thanks to his Japanese love of sea-food and his insatiable German armored stomach, normally full of beer and bratwurst. "I'm excited," says Kai, "we're in this for the long haul."

The contest will be held sometime in the next few months. "We're ready for some mad eating," says Steiner, "but we're not going anywhere near that sea urchin shit. It seriously looks like diarhea."