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Movie Review posted Thu May 03, 2007: 11:28 AM by Kai

10 Subtle Movie Cliches
General Update posted Fri April 27, 2007: 7:01 PM by Kai

Betting on Relationship Longevity
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Sex Positions You'll Never Get to Try
General Update Boreas Posted Fri February 09, 2007: 7:48 PM
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Misogynists will tell you that some of the best sex, is grudge sex. Insecurity breeds revenge fantasies, and all that terrible energy can be used to fuel a rocket ship filled with perverted fantasies. The magic isn't that you taste these forbidden fruit all the time, but the sweetest ones are also usually the rarest. Lets all thank Gary's Mod for this glimpse into simulated fetishism.



Changing the Car Tire.
The fruits of equality spawn many things, specifically getting humped while trying to change a car tire-












Can't Get on the Boat.
It may look like she's just dangling over the side, but in reality she was just trying to get back on. They may or may not have been searching for scuba divers, but she did go down looking for them.












Cliff Hanger
Doing that chick in the opening scene of Cliffhanger just before she falls. Imagine the danger, the suspense, trying to finish before you hit the ground and shatter into a thousand perverted pieces.




The Slide
This is exactly what it looks like. Taking a dump off a slide onto somebody.




The Fountain
A visit to a lovely villa capped off by partially drowning someone one in copulation.




Dog Carrier
Whether she was cleaning out the dog carrier, or being forced in, both are apt.




Stovage
Cooking in a filthy kitchen, but having to take care of other business before getting supper started.




Money Pile
Maybe you'll get to try poking some chick from the rear while holding her a in a pile of money.




The Ark
A small fantasy of mine: Having sex on top of the crate the US government hauled away the Ark of the covenant in. I don't know if I'd have that utility guy pushing me around but it couldn't hurt.




The Can
Ah, service while dropping a deuce.




Machu Picchu
Eating someone out on the steps of Machu Picchu with a snowman.




The Angle
It just looks painful.




Choke Out
She was asking for it ... no I mean she wanted to be choked, I thought it was weird, but she told me to. Its ... weird, I don't know if I like it.
- Kai