B'nai Hillel was born in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn on June 15th, 1930, to parents Vladimir Kryzstoff, and Margeret Bun Thit Nguyan. B'nai spent his years in Brooklyn riding girl's bikes and attending Yeshiva. After years of schooling and neighborhood brawls against Puerto Ricans, B'nai was ordained a Rabbi. Soon after, at the tender age of 15, B'nai enlisted in the army, and went to fight those dirty krauts on their own turf. In Europe, B'nai was shot in the leg at the battle of the Bulge, alongside his long time war buddy, Daniel, a fellow Jew from Brooklyn..or Toledo, it doesn't matter. Before Daniel let out his dying breath, he told B'nai to "never forget me! Change your name to Daniel in memorium!" The mortars started landing all around B'nai, and he swore to Yahweh, if he ever escaped he would search the earth for the best Indian Food on the planet. And probably change his name. B'nai remained hidden in a Flemish barn until the end of the European Theater with his rescuer, Madam Sketzle, where she taught him the ways of a woman while, inside and out. After ages of sex and recovery and leather bondage, B'nai escaped the barn, exclaiming "I am a new man!" He then promptly changed his name to Daniel Steiner, and went off to Olympia to attend Evergreen. He has since acquired a BA in creative writing and lives at home with his parents in San Francisco at the age of 22.