Jesse's real middle name is 'Alex.' He changed it to 'Alejandro' in 1998 to be more ethnic and appeal to the younger, mulatto crowd. His credits include inventing cellulite and Peruvian beanies. Jesse has been arrested four times for geriatric harrasment, twice in the same day. His interests include cheerleading at funerals, narcing on friends who download music illegaly, and picking up high school chicks. His dislikes include that way your mom starts crying when I leave after sex. Abraham Lincoln's other accomplishments include signing the Emancipation Proclomation, and simultaneously holding the Presidency of both the United States of American and the Yankee Association of Silly Hats. He's an easygoing guy who isn't afraid to just dance like no one's looking and not care what other people think. He can be a loner sometimes, but if you're good to him, he opens up like a desert rose. God has been credited with the creation of light, Earth, and human life. After taking a few millenia off to 'get His head straight,' God has returned to bring eternal damnation/heaven to the sinners and sheep of the world, respectively. He hopes that by working with Seven Hill Media, His holy and eternal message will be communicated in a way that suits the 21st century. Frida Jones don't take no shit. Ask anybody. Ask that little racist motherfucker down at the Lucky's deli. He gonna ask some shit like, 'you want mayonaise on that sandwich?' Of course I want mayonaise, motherfucker! What, just cause I'm black I can't like mayo? Fuck you, you little racist-ass motherfucker...