Moral decay comes in many forms.

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 1993 - 1995 Mighty Morphin Alien Rangers 1996 Power Rangers: Zeo 1996 Power Rangers: Turbo 1997 Power Rangers in Space 1998 Power Rangers: Lost Galaxy 1999 Power Rangers: Lightspeed Rescue 2000 Power Rangers: Time Force 2001 Power Rangers: Wild Force 2002 Power Rangers: Ninja Storm 2003 Power Rangers: Dino Thunder 2004 Power Rangers: S.P.D. (Space Patrol Delta) 2005 Power Rangers: Mystic Force 2006 Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive 2007

To date there have been 14 versions of the Power Rangers. Constantly re-inventing itself to stay hip, this Madonna of children's entertainment is a staple of karate based mascot dance combat (KBMDC). But how many more times can this material girl re-invent itself? What genres are left? What other milieus can they co-opt before losing their identity entirely and affecting a fakey British accent? Based on their previous iterations and some mild forecasting while taking into account the 6-11 (or under 80 IQ) fanbase, I will predict the entire library of Power Rangers shows to come.

Power Rangers: Dingo Force (Power of the Outback) (2008)
A mystical power selects five rangers to protect Australia from things.


Power Rangers: Handi-Capped Robot Patrol (2009)
A mystical power selects five rangers to defend a ramp way leading to the wheel-chair-o-verse, where the evil lord Androidicus Mentally-Retardacus threatens to wander through the gate and possibly get chocolate stains on your sweater.


Power Rangers: Point Break (2010) (Only 3 episodes)
A mystical power selects five rangers to rob a bank. (Gary Busey appeared in Pilot episode.)

All that and a bag of chips. You go Amy Jo.

Power Rangers: Yo soy un cacto (I am a cactus) (2011)
A mystical power selects five rangers to become cacti. Senor Gonzales Taco ( A mutated cactus wearing a sombrero who speaks with blasts from his "LaCoucaracha" air-horn) has taken control of the all powerful Agave-Zword and threatens to stand there for many years in the desert bothering almost no one.


Empowerment Rangers (2012)
A mystical power selects five rangers to inform women and minorities to be all they can be.


Power Rangers: Cavity Genocide (From Crest) (2013)
A mystical power selects five rangers to exterminate the Plaque People by setting off a Nuclear weapon in their home city of Gingivitaburg. Then rounding up the surviving population and forcing them into labor camps to aid the fatherland of "The Central Republic of Whitening" in the space race.


Power Rangers: Food Groups of Rage (2014)
A mystical power selects five rangers to aid a populace unaware of their daily nutritional value heritage. Their main goal is battling extreme lord "Hyper-Obese Derrick" for more than 2 minutes so he will succumb to cardiac arrest.


Power Rangers: Kitchen Utensil Role Call (2015)
A mystical power selects five rangers to be the accouterments of justice as a legacy of crime fighting chefs use the proper equipment to dispatch bad guys, and use the proper sized whisk and correct caliber melon baller.


Banned German Porn Rangers (2016)
A mystical power selects five rangers to record a snuff film with Princess Piss-Plunger. The Blue Ranger: "Latex Horse Costume" has to find the secret entrance to Poo-Palate-Palace with his friend The Red Ranger: "Accidental Death due to Auto-Erotic-Asphyxiation."


(Show banned for 5 years)


Power Rangers: Dodge City Wranglers (2021)
A mystical power selects five rangers to defend the Nega-Old west from the forces of "Redskin Hyper-Tomahawk."


Power Rangers: Kitten Apocalypse (2022)
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Power Rangers: Feast of Pain (2023)
The Robot-Clone of the Marquis de Sade selects five rangers to partake in worldly delights. They never go outside.


LEGITIMATE PRESIDENTE EXTREME YOGURT PRESENTS: POWER RANGERS (2025)
In accordance with the new media laws set forth by the new permanent presidente of the Unitado Statieres of Merica, The Power Rangers demonstrate the true love and compassion that Presidente gives to the peoples.


Power Rangers: Presidente Extreme Yogurt Denies Warcrimes (2028) (Mini-Series)
A mystical power selects five rangers to clear Beloved Legitimate Presidente Extreme Yogurt's name of these horrific allegations.


Power Rangers: Freedom (2031)
A mystical power selects five rangers that celebrate the defeat and unseating of Presidente Extreme Yogurt.


Power Rangers: Pace Cars (2032)
A mystical power selects five rangers to compete in the lunar NASCAR series. Only by being the fastest cars on the track can they hope to draw lord "Major Gas Crisis" into a race to the death. (Entire cast died while filming in low orbit)


Power Rangers: Ingredients in Chocolate Chip Cookies (2033)
A mystical power selects five rangers are selected to retain the knowledge of baking Americas legacy snack. The Flour ranger must find and protect the eggs, sugar, baking powder, and Choco chip rangers while they set up a new headquarters in Sudan to battle genocide.


Power Rangers: The Secret Passion of Gwenevere Bravesoul and the Heart Shaped Promise. (2034)
A mystical power selects five rangers to enter the world of romantic author Jennifer Flowerlock, and use the powers of white stallions and romantic beaches to warm the emotions of the masses.


Ultimate Power Rangers (2035)
A mystical power selects five rangers to return back in time and revisit their own pasts and choose new lore. (7 Episodes)


Power Rangers: Kingdom Come (2036)
A mystical power selects five rangers to stop Superman from ending the human race. They lose.