The brilliant writer and lexiconnoisseur has been steadily growing an impressive internet resume since 1998. This probably isn't the best picture of him, but it helps highlight my point that he is the worldly incarnation of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

Fark as a site officially started in 1999 and is the undisputed king of bizarre news stories. Seen here, Drew Curtis much resembles Will Arnett from Arrested Development, and a rubber doll head.

An activist for children and an outspoken critic of violence in games entered into our public psyche and just kinda got stuck there. Skilled at making an ass of himself, and making a spectacle many people are unfamiliar with his guise. Which I'm going to come right out and say it, is John Stewart's older Brother.

Founded in 1999, Rich Kyanka got the ball rolling on the future of irreverent Internet humor with Somethingawful.com. Seen here, you can see he looks strikingly like the love child of Patton Oswalt and Rob Lowe.

Scott started PVP online in 1998 and has been plugging away with his own brand of web comicism. I believe that Scott is actually a composite of the singer Don Ho, and Slimer.