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Posted Fri October 21, 2005: 2:58 AMGeneral Update
This is a transcript from a chat session in which two people break up. Well...a person and a cyborg break up. Rather I should say a thief and a cyborg break up. ...Actually its more like the thief dumps the cyborg. You'll get the gist of it. Wit-Wics-Diego: hey lover we should talk
OCP-001: Hello, how are you today?
Wit-Wics-Diego: just fine lover, there's something I need to tell you.
OCP-001: I am operating at 92%, anything above 90% is considered normal.
Wit-Wics-Diego: yeah I know, listen I've been doing some thinking lately and I just don't feel this is going anywhere
OCP-001: ...processing
Wit-Wics-Diego: listen to me!!!! I feel like I'm always way down on your list of priorities. And we don't even share any common interests.
OCP-001: ...processing.
Wit-Wics-Diego: I think we should see other people for now.
OCP-001: "Operating at 89%"
Wit-Wics-Diego: don't give me any of that
OCP-001: I do not understand what is wrong.
Wit-Wics-Diego: This is hard for me too, we should just move on.
OCP-001: But what about the things of yours I have? Do you not want the great wall of china back? It is still in my garage
Wit-Wics-Diego: Oh... shit, yeah I guess I should do something with that. Can you mail it to me?
OCP-001: I think you should come and get it yourself. Then we can play Uphold my Law.
Wit-Wics-Diego: Murphy don't do this. Can't you just leave it with Janet?
OCP-001: That would violate #2
Wit-Wics-Diego: How would that conflict with Protecting the innocent?
OCP-001: Janet's heart would break. ...Carmen, I love you.
Wit-Wics-Diego: talk about too little too late Robo. I'm going to travel for a while.
OCP-001: Please don't do this. Don't leave, where would you go? Don't you like Delta City?
Wit-Wics-Diego: I can't live in Detroit forever.
OCP-001: I can't go on without you, my functions will break down. Look "Operating at 78%"
Wit-Wics-Diego: You be good ok? I'll be in a country with a gold eagle and the color red on the flag.
OCP-001: "Operating at 68%"
Wit-Wics-Diego: Good bye robo.
OCP-001: You will always be my 5th Prime directive
Wit-Wics-Diego: whatever.
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