In nature, what these brauts are doing is called "nesting"

You in your party throwing career will see some awesome ragers take place, some concocted from only your imagination and several kegs loaded with joy. Though the law of averages says, that eventually you will cast the net into the sea of party attendants and bring back a heaping load of dick fish, and wiener eels. If you're gay, jackpot, but for straight men, this can not only be seen as a failure, but in some countries a reason to try and drown yourself in the keg bucket. Here is what to do to recognize, react and prevent future sausagefests.

Step 1: Secure a dead cat.
Stand in the most central location of the party, swing vigorously. If you didn't hit more than -3 women, you have thrown a schlong shin-dig. Drop cat - find somewhere to hide. You can wait there in the solace of the hall closet for morning, or you can take matters into your own failure ridden hands.

This gentleman is not panicked at all. He is gay.

Step 2: Don't panic.
Rather, panic a little bit, otherwise you are gay. Quickly gather list of people to blame, immediate friends of friends are good scape goats, as they can roll up on your shit with a bunch of dudes. Keeping your head about you because you might be a little buzzed, if you just want to switch it over to a guy type gathering, you might suggest you all leave and go vandalize something.

These are the chicks that you should re-invite to your party. Or just go party with them separately. But the firt step is befriending these types of people. Get on that.

Step 3: Triage.
See if party is salvageable. You can tell if there are any women around by the clumps of men gathered around them ready to fist fight each other, this is dangerous. Supply and demand dictates that if there are only 2 tacos available, some homies might start a shit beating riot - possibly in your house. If the event means that much to you, you might try and rally some female friends who were too lazy to show up and appeal to their sense of decency that your house isn't obliterated or you might think about hiring a stripper to keep it lively.




Step 4: Shut it down.
If it's like an ice cream cone that fell from your hand at the beach, this box-social may not be salvageable. Start thinking about ways to end this quickly, like euthanasia for a puppy, and ugly puppy, with aids, its time. Step one, eliminate the booze, without looking suspicious go over to the booze table, or kitchen spread and start snatching bottles a couple at a time and hide them, the roof will do. Another pro tip is flipping the breakers, go turn em all off, and solemnly declare you don't want to light candles around drunken idiots and tell them its time to go. I don't recommend wheeling the keg away because people might follow you, and not buy into your scheme. If all else fails, call the cops on your own party. Or as its called in the biz pull a "Redneck Domestic"




Step 5: Names and Faces.
If you've convinced people to leave, try and remember which guys leave in the biggest group. These are your culprits, and will usually roll as a crew, most crews are assholes, so try and burn that image into your head. You often forget having too many guys at a party can not only be dis-satisfactory, but it can actually drive women away, like an evil wang totem pole.

A balanced attack.

Step 6: Prevention.
Just like sex, the best way to avoid throwing a bad party, is to not have one. But if you teach that in schools, inevitably kids will simply throw bad parties and end up picking up a horrific venereal diseases. A common mistake is trying to only invite women to the next part, don't be fooled, the taco party may seem awesome as a concept, but just like time travel, its only cool as a concept, until someone goes back in time and assassinates Lincoln before he gets assassinated, and screws everything up, such is the taco fest where women get catty and leave because they hate each other. Instead go for the balance, try for half guys and half girls. But the rule here is that women will naturally flake out more easily on party plans, so go invite guys, who will show up for free booze at almost no effort, and draft women into the party by guiling them.
Hopefully that'll help.