...The last episode of the Simpsons managed not only to put up dismal ratings but also be terrible. The show has pioneered a special brand of humor aimed both at kids AND adults, a brand of humor that accomplishes its goal of alienation both kids AND adults. With this new discovery, families can now jointly decide to turn it off every sunday....

...Insert, I don't need your dirty money, blood money, pity money, drug money. It makes no difference. No matter how impoverished the hero is, moral high ground will prevent him from picking up the money. He could be dying of starvation, and those bills will compost into dirt right there outside his door. He can't even to hand if off to a charity, or purchase vital clap penicillin. It gets me that the mobster/drug dealer/abusive step father will usually leave it right there on the ground as well. All of a sudden no one cares about money, is that any kind of message to send to children? Kids have trouble picking up their rooms, do we need them disregarding money?...

...-2 weeks 80% Hey that ain't bad. Some want to have "open relationships" until they're done savagely taking advantage of people, and some how manage hurting themselves. Enjoy your time while it lasts, you only have so much time left as an undergrad to sleep away bits of your soul. Men and women, you're all equally powered to play the field and sleep around.
-Semester and a half 13% Tragic, though during that semester away you had to break it off so you can be more open to the culture there. which is ironic because you end up spending most of your time hanging out and hooking up with other people from the states. -20 years 4% Hey you made it a long ass time. ...

... America has a unique way of destroying anything that makes the mistake of becoming remotely popular, we turned burgers into big macs, morphed jazz into easy listening and turned old TV sitcoms into horrible movies....

... Many words are brought fourth out of necessity, some out of cultural popularity, and some simply because no one else was willing to bridge the gap. Here are six words that I've started using, mostly in an insulting context, but sometimes we just need more swear words....